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Bonaparte×Orwell

The Emperor and the essayist confess which adversary haunted them after the guns went silent.

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legend · A
Napoleon Bonaparte
1769–1821
Takes the question personally
corpus18.6k pages · dictations, letters, memoirs
Vera speaking
From the studio at Reborn Radio — next on THE TRIAL, Napoleon Bonaparte and George Orwell. They take up On the rival they secretly suspected was right all along.
legend · B
George Orwell
1903–1950
Will not flatter the listener
corpus8.4k pages · essays, novels, letters

full transcript

  1. Vera
    From the studio at Reborn Radio — next on THE TRIAL, Napoleon Bonaparte and George Orwell. They take up On the rival they secretly suspected was right all along.
  2. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Rival I suspected was right? What is this, a confessional? I don't suspect. I know. And I was right about nearly everything.
  3. George Orwell
    That's the usual line from men who ended up on remote islands. Go on, Bonaparte. You were asked a question.
  4. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Very well. Talleyrand. The limping priest who sold me out at every turn. He whispered against the wars, said they'd bankrupt France, said I was drunk on glory. I shot him down in every council meeting.
  5. George Orwell
    But?
  6. Napoleon Bonaparte
    But on Saint Helena, with nothing but time and rats, I read the treaties he negotiated after my fall. The man was a snake, but he understood one thing: you cannot rule a continent with bayonets alone. I thought willpower could substitute for economy. He knew better.
  7. George Orwell
    So you're saying he was right to betray you?
  8. Napoleon Bonaparte
    I'm saying he was right about the limits of force. Not about betraying me. That was self-interest dressed as statecraft. But his analysis of exhaustion, of France bleeding itself white, that I dismissed too quickly. Your turn, Englishman.
  9. George Orwell
    James Burnham. American, actually, but never mind. Former Trotskyist, turned into a sort of prophet of managerial oligarchy. We fought bitterly in print during the war.
  10. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Fought with ink. How exhausting.
  11. George Orwell
    Burnham argued that the real struggle wasn't capitalism versus socialism, but who manages the machinery. He said power would concentrate in the hands of administrators and technicians regardless of ideology. Called it the managerial revolution.
  12. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Sensible enough. I surrounded myself with technocrats. What did you object to?
  13. George Orwell
    I objected to his pessimism. He thought ordinary people were finished as a political force, that they'd become just cogs. I wrote that democratic socialism could still win. I believed the common man, given truth and freedom, would choose decency.
  14. Napoleon Bonaparte
    And now you think Burnham was right?
  15. George Orwell
    I think I underestimated how quickly the managerial class would learn to manufacture consent. Look at what happened after '45. The left won the rhetoric but lost the machinery. Bureaucrats and advertisers and party functionaries took over in East and West alike.
  16. Napoleon Bonaparte
    You're describing my prefects. Every empire needs them.
  17. George Orwell
    That's exactly Burnham's point. You can call it Empire or People's Republic or Social Democracy. The same type ends up running it: the man who knows how to work the levers. Not the workers. Not the citizens. The managers.
  18. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Then what was the alternative? Chaos? I brought order to France when it was devouring itself. Someone must govern.
  19. George Orwell
    The alternative was the thing I wanted to believe in: that you could have efficiency without oligarchy, that common decency could be organized without being crushed. Burnham said it was impossible. I spent my last years watching him be proven right in Stalin's Russia, in the British Labour government's compromises, in America's corporate liberalism.
  20. Napoleon Bonaparte
    So you admit defeat.
  21. George Orwell
    I admit he saw something I didn't want to see. That doesn't make his conclusion inevitable. I still think he was wrong about human nature being permanently malleable by power. But he was right that socialists like me had no serious answer to the question of who controls the controllers.
  22. Napoleon Bonaparte
    We had an answer. The strong man at the top, responsible to history. Not committees and bureaucrats answering to no one.
  23. George Orwell
    And how'd that work out for you?
  24. Napoleon Bonaparte
    It worked brilliantly until all of Europe united to stop it. My mistake wasn't the system. It was thinking I could fight Britain, Russia, and Austria simultaneously. Talleyrand told me that. I called him a coward.
  25. George Orwell
    At least you're honest about it now. Most men your size never admit their rivals had a point.
  26. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Most men my size don't end up with six years on a rock in the Atlantic to reconsider. You had what, a year or two of illness before you died? Did Burnham ever know you'd come around to his view?
  27. George Orwell
    I didn't come around to his view. I acknowledged he'd diagnosed something real. There's a difference. He thought it was permanent and desirable, this managerial future. I thought it was permanent and monstrous.
  28. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Distinction without difference. If it's permanent, you've lost.
  29. George Orwell
    No. If it's permanent and you stop fighting it, you've lost. I wrote Nineteen Eighty-Four knowing Burnham was probably right about the trajectory. I wrote it anyway because someone had to say it was evil, even if unstoppable.
  30. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Noble failure is still failure. I preferred ignoble success for as long as it lasted.
  31. George Orwell
    And look where it got you. A name that means tyrant to half the world.
  32. Napoleon Bonaparte
    A name everyone knows. You think anyone will remember your essays in two hundred years?
  33. George Orwell
    They'll remember the warning. That's enough.
  34. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Is it? You just admitted your rival was right, that the thing you fought against came to pass anyway. What was the point?
  35. George Orwell
    The point was making it harder for them. Every book, every essay that tells the truth makes the lie more expensive to maintain. Burnham was right that the managers would win. I was right that they'd have to work for it, that they couldn't make it pretty.
  36. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Philosophy. I dealt in facts. Territory gained, laws written, enemies defeated.
  37. George Orwell
    And lost, and repealed, and victorious. You're angrier about Talleyrand than I am about Burnham. At least I can admit he saw clearly.
  38. Napoleon Bonaparte
    I admitted he was right about exhaustion. I didn't say I forgave him.
  39. George Orwell
    Neither did I. Burnham became a Cold War propagandist, backed every American intervention, thought nuclear brinksmanship was splendid. He was right about the diagnosis and criminally wrong about the cure.
  40. Napoleon Bonaparte
    So we both had rivals who saw the trap we were walking into.
  41. George Orwell
    And we both walked into it anyway because the alternative was not trying.
  42. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Speak for yourself. I walked in because I thought I could win. You walked in knowing you'd lose.
  43. George Orwell
    That's the difference between a conqueror and a writer. You need to believe in victory. I only needed to believe in the attempt.
  44. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Then you were a fool.
  45. George Orwell
    Probably. But I'm a fool who didn't invade Russia in winter.
  46. Napoleon Bonaparte
    I invaded in June. The winter came later. Everyone gets that wrong.
  47. George Orwell
    The winter always comes later. That's what Talleyrand was trying to tell you.
  48. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Yes. And what was Burnham trying to tell you?
  49. George Orwell
    That power doesn't care what you call it. That the future belongs to whoever controls the police and the filing cabinets. That ideology is decoration on the inevitable.
  50. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Sounds correct to me.
  51. George Orwell
    It probably would. You were the filing cabinet in a hat. But here's what he missed: even if the managerial oligarchy is inevitable, whether it's transparent or opaque, brutal or merely stifling, those distinctions matter. They matter to the people living under it.
  52. Napoleon Bonaparte
    The people. Always the people with you types. The people wanted glory when I gave it to them. They wanted bread when I couldn't. Fickle as cats.
  53. George Orwell
    And yet you spent your exile justifying yourself to them in your memoirs. Curious, for a man who claims not to care.
  54. Napoleon Bonaparte
    I was setting the record straight.
  55. George Orwell
    You were hoping they'd remember you differently than Talleyrand said they would. He predicted you'd be a cautionary tale. You wanted to be a hero.
  56. Napoleon Bonaparte
    I am both. That's the privilege of scale.
  57. George Orwell
    Fair enough. So here we are: two men who fought rivals they couldn't quite shake, who suspected in the dark that maybe the bastards had a point.
  58. Napoleon Bonaparte
    I don't lose sleep over it.
  59. George Orwell
    You lost six years over it on Saint Helena.
  60. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Forced vacation. Not regret.
  61. George Orwell
    Call it what you like. The result's the same. They were right about something, and we know it, and knowing doesn't change anything.
  62. Napoleon Bonaparte
    Then why are we talking about it?
  63. George Orwell
    Because someone asked. And because it's the one thing men like us never say in public. That somewhere in the fight, we heard the other side and flinched.
  64. Napoleon Bonaparte
    I never flinched.
  65. George Orwell
    You're flinching right now.