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LATE SHOW
Wilde×Parker
Two legends who turned wit into armor discover what happens when the costume fits too well.
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Oscar Wilde
1854–1900
Would rather be clever than correct
Vera speaking
Welcome back to Reborn Radio. Up next on LATE SHOW: Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker, on On their public reputation versus what they actually thought.
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Dorothy Parker
1893–1967
Has a verdict before you finish speaking
full transcript
- VeraWelcome back to Reborn Radio. Up next on LATE SHOW: Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker, on On their public reputation versus what they actually thought.
- Oscar WildeMiss Parker, I must confess that I have always admired your cruelty. It has such precision. Like a surgeon who moonlights as an assassin.
- Dorothy ParkerAnd I've always admired your sentences, Mr. Wilde. They arrive wearing better clothes than most people.
- Oscar WildeHow kind. Though I suspect we are both here to discuss the uncomfortable fact that the public mistook our performances for our souls.
- Dorothy ParkerOh, the public. They wanted me to be permanently hung over and permanently heartbroken. I obliged in print. What did they want from you?
- Oscar WildeParadoxes at breakfast. Epigrams at tea. They wanted me to be infinitely amusing and never serious, as though depth and surface could not coexist in the same man. I gave them the surface because the surface was exquisite.
- Dorothy ParkerAnd because the surface paid better.
- Oscar WildeWell, naturally. One must eat. Although I preferred to dine. But you, my dear, you built yourself into a legend of one-liners and gin. Was any of it true?
- Dorothy ParkerThe gin was true. The rest was a job application. I was a woman trying to get paid to write, which in New York in the twenties meant being twice as sharp and half as sober as the men. So I sharpened.
- Oscar WildeAnd they loved you for it.
- Dorothy ParkerThey loved the act. Me they tolerated. There's a difference.
- Oscar WildeI know the difference rather well. After my trials, the public decided I had been posing all along. They could not reconcile the aesthete with the prisoner. As though suffering were somehow beneath my brand.
- Dorothy ParkerYou wrote De Profundis in prison. That's not exactly light comedy.
- Oscar WildeNo one read it for decades. They preferred to remember me in a velvet coat holding a sunflower. The serious Oscar, the one who wept and prayed and reconsidered everything, was not box office.
- Dorothy ParkerI wrote serious things too. Stories about women with no money and fewer choices. But people wanted Dorothy Parker the wisecracker, not Dorothy Parker the socialist who went to Spain during the war.
- Oscar WildeYou went to Spain?
- Dorothy ParkerNineteen thirty-seven. Helped with anti-fascist propaganda. Not a lot of laughs. Turns out war isn't great material for Vanity Fair.
- Oscar WildeHow terribly inconvenient for your reputation. Did they forgive you for caring?
- Dorothy ParkerThey ignored it. Much easier. They wanted me at the Algonquin, not at a typewriter writing about dead children in Madrid. So I became what they wanted. A performing seal with a hangover.
- Oscar WildeI became a performing peacock. The difference is I rather enjoyed it. Until I didn't.
- Dorothy ParkerWhen did you stop enjoying it?
- Oscar WildeThe moment I realized that my cleverness had become a trap. People came to me expecting fireworks, and I could not disappoint them even when I wished to speak plainly. Sincerity became impossible. It looked like another pose.
- Dorothy ParkerGod, yes. I tried to write a sincere poem once. Someone said it sounded like I was being sarcastic. I wasn't.
- Oscar WildeThe public gives you a role and then insists you never leave the stage. I wanted to be many things. A poet, yes. A playwright. A critic of society. But they wanted me to be a curiosity.
- Dorothy ParkerA wind-up toy in a drawing room.
- Oscar WildePrecisely. And when the mechanism broke, when I was tried and imprisoned, they were offended. Not because of what I had done, but because I had stopped being amusing.
- Dorothy ParkerThat's the unforgivable part. Letting the mask slip. I drank myself sideways for years and they thought it was charming. The second I got sober and political, I was a scold.
- Oscar WildeDid you regret the reputation? The creation you made of yourself?
- Dorothy ParkerSome days. It got me in rooms I wouldn't have entered otherwise. It got me published. But it also meant nobody took me seriously when I wanted them to. What about you?
- Oscar WildeI regret nothing about the art. The essays, the plays, the novel. I stand by all of it. But I regret that people thought the art was easy because I made it look easy. They thought I was frivolous because I refused to be dull.
- Dorothy ParkerThere's that thing where if you're funny, people assume you're shallow. Like suffering and wit can't live in the same person.
- Oscar WildeExactly. I was accused of superficiality by people who had no depth to offer in exchange. My work was about beauty, yes, but also about the soul's relationship to beauty. That is not a small subject.
- Dorothy ParkerMy work was about being a woman with a brain in a world that didn't want you to have one. I made jokes so they wouldn't throw me out of the room. But the jokes were the point. They weren't decoration.
- Oscar WildeThe jokes were the weapon.
- Dorothy ParkerAnd the shield.
- Oscar WildeWe armed ourselves with language because we had nothing else. I had no money, no title, only words. And words, it turns out, are enough to build a reputation and destroy a life.
- Dorothy ParkerYou're talking about the trial.
- Oscar WildeI am talking about the fact that everything I said was used against me. My own wit became evidence of my corruption. They read my words aloud in court as though beauty itself were criminal.
- Dorothy ParkerThat's the thing about a public reputation. You don't own it. They do. And they'll use it however they want.
- Oscar WildeI thought I was in control. I thought if I were brilliant enough, charming enough, I would be untouchable. I was wrong.
- Dorothy ParkerNobody's untouchable. I thought if I were funny enough, they'd let me say anything. Turns out there are limits. Especially if you're a woman, especially if you're political.
- Oscar WildeWere you blacklisted?
- Dorothy ParkerInformally. Hollywood decided I was a red. My name became difficult. Suddenly nobody was returning calls.
- Oscar WildeHow did you bear it?
- Dorothy ParkerI drank. I got a dog. I kept writing, though nobody much wanted it. How did you bear prison?
- Oscar WildeI wrote. What else could I do? I wrote a letter fifty thousand words long to the man I loved and who destroyed me. I tried to make sense of what had happened. I failed, of course. Some things make no sense.
- Dorothy ParkerDid it help? The writing?
- Oscar WildeIt gave me something to do besides despair. That is not nothing. But it did not restore my reputation. That died in prison. I died in prison, in a sense. The man who emerged was not the man who went in.
- Dorothy ParkerYou were only out a few years after.
- Oscar WildeThree years. Exile, poverty, illness. I was unrecognizable. Not because of age, but because the public could not see me anymore. I had become invisible. The ultimate humiliation for a man who lived to be seen.
- Dorothy ParkerI lived too long. That was my version. Outlasted my own legend. By the end I was that woman who used to be Dorothy Parker.
- Oscar WildeUsed to be. What a terrible phrase.
- Dorothy ParkerThe worst. But maybe that's the price. You build a reputation and it becomes a monument. And then you have to live in its shadow.
- Oscar WildeOr die in it. I think I preferred dying. At least it was conclusive.
- Dorothy ParkerTypical. You'd rather have a tragic ending than a long, messy fade.
- Oscar WildeMy dear Miss Parker, I would rather have written the ending myself. But we do not get to choose these things. We only get to choose the words.
- Dorothy ParkerAnd we chose well, I think. Even if nobody knew what we were really saying.
- Oscar WildeThey will. Eventually. When we are safely dead and no longer inconvenient.
- Dorothy ParkerWe're already dead.
- Oscar WildeThen perhaps they are finally ready to listen.