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LATE SHOW
Wilde×Austen
Two writers who became their critics' inventions discuss what the public thinks they meant—and what they actually said.
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Oscar Wilde
1854–1900
Would rather be clever than correct
Vera speaking
Welcome back to Reborn Radio. Up next on LATE SHOW: Oscar Wilde and Jane Austen, on On their public reputation versus what they actually thought.
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Jane Austen
1775–1817
Will not raise her voice to do it
full transcript
- VeraWelcome back to Reborn Radio. Up next on LATE SHOW: Oscar Wilde and Jane Austen, on On their public reputation versus what they actually thought.
- Oscar WildeMiss Austen, I must tell you that I have always considered you the most dangerous woman in English letters. Which is, of course, the highest compliment I can pay.
- Jane AustenDangerous, Mr. Wilde? I wrote about entails and curates. You wrote about poisoning one's portrait. I think we must adjust our terms.
- Oscar WildeAh, but poison is obvious. Everyone sees the arsenic coming. You, however, convinced the entire British reading public that you approved of them. That takes genius of a particularly sinister variety.
- Jane AustenI convinced them of no such thing. They convinced themselves, which is rather different. A person determined to find endorsement in a text will find it, no matter how plainly one has arranged the satire.
- Oscar WildeYes! Exactly my predicament. I spent my entire career explaining that I was not endorsing half the things I said, merely saying them beautifully. The public insisted on taking me literally when I was being figurative and figuratively when I was being literal. It was exhausting.
- Jane AustenYou also insisted on being outrageous, which does complicate the hermeneutics. I merely described what I saw.
- Oscar WildeBut they think you loved what you saw. That's the really delicious irony. You eviscerated the country gentry with a butter knife, so cleanly they didn't notice they were bleeding, and they've spent two centuries calling you cozy.
- Jane AustenCozy. Yes. That is the word they use, isn't it? As if I spent my time knitting tea cosies rather than observing that most people marry for money and then pretend they've done something else entirely.
- Oscar WildeThey've made you into the patron saint of matrimony. I've seen the film adaptations. All that heaving bosom and true love conquering all. It's perverse.
- Jane AustenI wrote about women who had to marry because they had no other means of survival. That is not a romance. That is an economic treatise with dialogue.
- Oscar WildeAnd yet they've turned you into an argument for traditional values. You must find that particularly galling.
- Jane AustenI find it illuminating. People read what they need to read. My books are quite clear, I think, about what marriage was—a marketplace where women were sold to the highest bidder who would have them. But admitting that would require admitting that one's great-grandmother was purchased, so instead we have true love.
- Oscar WildeThe past is always prettified. Makes the present seem less ghastly by comparison. Though in my case, they've somehow decided I was a prophet of... what do they call it now... radical self-expression?
- Jane AustenWere you not?
- Oscar WildeI was a prophet of beautiful things said beautifully. Half the time I didn't even believe them. I believed in their aesthetic value. There's a difference.
- Jane AustenSo when you said you could resist everything except temptation, you were not actually recommending surrender to temptation.
- Oscar WildeI was making an observation about human nature and doing it in a memorable fashion. The memorability was the point, not the moral instruction.
- Jane AustenMr. Wilde, you cannot spend your career being memorable about wickedness and then complain when people think you endorse wickedness. That is not how language works.
- Oscar WildeBut I was being ironic!
- Jane AustenIrony that half your audience doesn't recognize is simply failed communication. You know this.
- Oscar WildeThat's rather harsh coming from a woman whose most famous heroine is widely believed to be a model of perfect propriety when she's actually rude to nearly everyone she meets.
- Jane AustenElizabeth Bennet is not rude. She is honest. If people cannot distinguish between the two, that is their deficiency, not mine.
- Oscar WildeShe tells Darcy he's the last man in the world she could be prevailed upon to marry. That's not honesty, that's artillery.
- Jane AustenHe had just insulted her family, her connections, and her prospects while proposing marriage. What did you expect her to say? 'Thank you for your reluctant condescension, sir, I am overwhelmed'?
- Oscar WildeWell, that's what any sensible woman of her era would have said. She had no money, no prospects, and she rejected ten thousand a year. The woman was completely mad.
- Jane AustenOr completely sane. Rich men are not actually rare, Mr. Wilde. Rich men who are tolerable are.
- Oscar WildeSpoken like someone who never had to worry where the next meal was coming from.
- Jane AustenI beg your pardon?
- Oscar WildeOh, come now. You lived your entire life in genteel poverty, dependent on your brothers, publishing anonymously because a woman author was scandalous. And yet your heroines blithely refuse fortunes right and left. It's wish fulfillment.
- Jane AustenIt is not wish fulfillment to imagine that a woman might have standards. Even a poor woman. Especially a poor woman, in fact, because she's the one who must live most intimately with her choice.
- Oscar WildeAnd yet you never married.
- Jane AustenI accepted a proposal once. The next morning I withdrew my acceptance. I think that demonstrates precisely my point—that marriage to the wrong person is worse than no marriage at all.
- Oscar WildeBut you let your heroines have both. Principle and prosperity. You give them Darcy and his ten thousand.
- Jane AustenAfter she refuses him, yes. The money only comes after she's proven she doesn't need it to be happy. That is not nothing, Mr. Wilde.
- Oscar WildeIt's fiction.
- Jane AustenAll literature is fiction. Including your epigrams about temptation and wickedness. You cannot claim exemption from your own critique.
- Oscar WildeTouché. Though I maintain there's a difference between writing plays about fictional people doing wicked things and writing novels about fictional people doing virtuous things. The public knows my characters are scoundrels. They think yours are saints.
- Jane AustenMy characters are neither scoundrels nor saints. They are people attempting to navigate a world that gives them very little room for error. Emma Woodhouse is spoiled and meddlesome. Fanny Price is priggish. Anne Elliot is overly persuadable. I am quite clear about their faults.
- Oscar WildeAnd yet the readers love them anyway. See them as aspirational. That's the problem with virtue, even flawed virtue—people want to emulate it. Whereas no one actually wants to be Lord Henry Wotton. They simply enjoy listening to him.
- Jane AustenAre you certain of that? I think a great many people would very much like to be Lord Henry. They simply lack the wit to carry it off, so they pretend they're shocked instead.
- Oscar WildeYou may be right. Which brings us back to the original problem: the public's determination to misunderstand us both, merely in opposite directions.
- Jane AustenThey think I'm wholesome and you're wicked. Whereas in truth we were both doing the same thing—observing our societies with a clear eye and reporting what we saw.
- Oscar WildeThe difference being that you trusted your readers to see through the characters' delusions while I didn't trust mine to see through my own performances. Perhaps you had the better opinion of humanity.
- Jane AustenOr the less accurate one. They have, after all, spent two hundred years proving you right. Half of them think I'm endorsing the very institutions I'm satirizing.
- Oscar WildeThen we're both failures at communication.
- Jane AustenOr successes at it, and the failure lies elsewhere. A reader who opens a book determined to find his own reflection will find it, regardless of what the author has written. We cannot control that.
- Oscar WildeHow very philosophical of you. And how perfectly useless. We're still misread, misquoted, and turned into advertisements for values we didn't hold.
- Jane AustenYes. But we're also still read, which is more than can be said for most of our contemporaries who took care never to be misunderstood. Clarity is not always the highest literary virtue.
- Oscar WildeAre you suggesting that being misinterpreted is a mark of success?
- Jane AustenI'm suggesting that a text which can only be read one way is not a text that will survive into ages with different preoccupations. Ambiguity has its uses.
- Oscar WildeEven when that ambiguity gets you labeled cozy?
- Jane AustenEven then. The label is temporary. The books remain. Eventually someone reads them properly and writes a corrective essay, and the cycle begins again. It's quite sustainable, really.
- Oscar WildeYou're far more patient about posterity than I am. I wanted to be understood immediately and completely. I wanted the audience to laugh at precisely the right moments for precisely the right reasons.
- Jane AustenThat is because you wrote for the stage, where the audience is captive and the meaning must be immediate. I wrote for readers alone in their rooms, who could take their time. Different forms, different expectations.
- Oscar WildeAnd yet we've both ended up in the same position: beloved for the wrong reasons.
- Jane AustenBetter than being ignored for the right ones, I think. Though I admit that is a low bar.
- Oscar WildeThe lowest. And yet here we are, two centuries and one century on respectively, still explaining ourselves. It's rather undignified.
- Jane AustenOnly if you expected dignity was owed to you. I expected nothing of the kind, which is why I published anonymously. Let the books stand and the author vanish—that was always the sensible approach.
- Oscar WildeI could never have done that. I wanted the applause. I wanted the recognition. I wanted everyone to know that Oscar Wilde had said that thing they were quoting.
- Jane AustenAnd now everyone does know. They simply don't know what you meant by it. One must choose, I suppose, between fame and understanding. It seems you cannot have both.
- Oscar WildeHow depressing.
- Jane AustenHow realistic.
- Oscar WildeYou know, Miss Austen, you really are the most dangerous woman in English letters. Dangerous because you're right, and you're right in a way that makes it impossible to argue with you, and there's nothing more infuriating than that.
- Jane AustenI shall take that as a compliment, Mr. Wilde.
- Oscar WildeIt was meant as one. Though I'm not sure I've forgiven you for the bit about failed communication.
- Jane AustenI said irony that goes unrecognized is failed communication. Your irony was recognized. It was simply embraced by people who enjoyed the wickedness too much to care about the critique. That's not failure, that's human nature.
- Oscar WildeThen we're back where we started: misread, but at least memorable.
- Jane AustenExactly so. And truly, Mr. Wilde, in literature as in life, being memorable is rather the whole point.